Cannie Aiberdonian
Obleeged tae gyang tae law
Oxter deep in taigles
Plagued bi ithers’ jaw
Eager tae unraivel
Roups, deeds, wills ana

Hie ye tae the mids o toun
Aa screeds o hoose an ha
Ye’ll convey tae C. & Hay, deus ex machina*

*deus ex machina L.: one who puts matters right at the critical moment